Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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