My room smells like vodka and shame
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
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I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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