I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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