ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
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after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
FUCK WHALES
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