I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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