my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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