You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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