my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You need Xanax blowdarts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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