we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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