Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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