so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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