Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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