sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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