why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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