I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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