so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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