just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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