I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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