She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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