everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
