so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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