Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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