i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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