talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Semen is not good for contacts.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
This is the high leading the old right now
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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