worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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