For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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