yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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