Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
why is half of my head shaved?
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