Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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