is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
