walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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