Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
