He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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