so explain again why im purple
no
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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