we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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