I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
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My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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