Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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