that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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