I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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what are you doing with your life
You need Xanax blowdarts
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
