The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
he quoted the bible to break up with me
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I think a kid would responsible me up
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
