My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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