I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
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