I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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