32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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