Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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