We won't sleep together?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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