I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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