she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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