I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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