just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
