People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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