It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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