They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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