what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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