New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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